Need Help... Call Jesus

As I was walking home this week worrying about all the crap going on in Washington, Ottawa, London, Moscow, Georgetown etc... and at how my life was falling apart, I saw a yard sign that said: 

                            NEED HELP?

                            CALL JESUS

                            1-800-005-3787

Out of curiosity and desperation, I did.

A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

Sometimes you just gotta smile at the world!!!